Niceguy37

Niceguy37

Nice guy 37

he's definitely your type.

He likes music, dancing 

he's every girls white knight.

Gets out of the shower to pee

Doesn't fart under the sheets

My mom even likes him 

and she hates everyone 

including me

He's funny and sensitive 

cries at the movies

Smokes marijuana drinks beer

When he burps says excuse me

Never has bad breath 

Muscular body not overweight

A talented cook and  

always on time for a date

Remembers birthdays anniversaries 

and smells baby's heads

Rather than watch sports on

Sunday 

goes antiquing instead

Never in between jobs 

Always has money

Educated, reads books 

thinks the Three Stooges are funny

When he goes to the store 

gets everything on the list

Peace sign tattoo he's a pacifist

A Liberal in his thinking 

Democrat when he speaks 

Republican with finance

Always puts down the toilet seat

Likes cats and children

Gets excited when it snows

Has a clear complexion 

sometimes picks his nose

Seldom gets angry, curses or yells

When he goes to the beach 

he collects seashells

Asks how your day was

And listens to your problems

When listening to music

He doesn’t turn up the volume

You two were made for one another

Hand in glove fit 

there's only one problem 

The guy I've been describing 

doesn't exist.

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