Best Part of Truth is the Lies

Judge Santiago Burdon
I’m a recovering Catholic 
drug fiend and addict,  
a drunk, a thief an ex-con, 
musician, writer,  half assed poet, and fighter, 
a drifter, failed husband and father, 
horrible dancer, an awesome cook, Atheist, well read and a scholar, quick tempered, dog person, sports fan, crack shot,
a romantic, and excellent driver,
a dreamer,  jokester, gambler,
and friendly,
Punctual, lazy, afraid of spiders,
Worked as a smuggler,
too old now to do time, 
It's the reason I've retired. 
 JSB